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  1. 10 steps to create an unsuccessful startup by Mark Twain ...
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      1. Pshaw, who needs market research or business planning?
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        2. Competitors? Pfft, we're better than all of 'em.
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          3. I'll do it all myself, thank you very much.
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            4. Advice? Bah, I don't need no stinking advice.
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              5. Budgets and financial projections? Who needs 'em?
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                6. Customers? Ain't got time for 'em.
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                  7. Teams? I don't need no help.
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                    8. Marketing? Pfft, who needs that?
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                      9. Challenges? Give up at the first sign of trouble.
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                        10. Mistakes? Ain't no time for learnin' from 'em.
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                          Gadzooks! These AI generated threads are the worst. They're too long, too repetitive, and make no sense. I'd rather converse with a drunken mule. – Mark Twain